hellogiggles:

HOW TO LIVE LIKE A FRENCH GIRL

by Cindy Mangomini

http://ift.tt/19w7P2P

sochiximbashful:

cudrage:

Katt Williams on Dave Chappelle: “But Dave Chappelle was decapitated in front of us. And until we deal that. Until we deal with the fact that a devout Muslim was accused of being a crackhead. And until we establish the fact that they said he went to Africa to smoke cocaine when we know they don’t have running water and food over there. When they don’t have paved roads over there. You saying he flew past Chicago and Miami and LA and New York and Detroit, you saying he went past Cleveland and Fort Pierce, Florida, and he went past Okeechobee and Oakland, you saying he went all the way to another country where they not eating? You talking about somebody who has a wife and children, five children, and lives on a farm, he doesn’t live here in Hollywood. You saying you convince people that person was an insane crackhead? And he hasn’t been on movies and TV for eight years is that correct? Ok then don’t tell me about what you wanna tell me, I just watched you decapitate him in front of me… Then when he made 500 million dollars, even though his contract said he was supposed to get half of it, they said he made too much for the contract to be valid, so we’ll offer you 10% of what you made. You mean he made 500 million and they offered him 50? Yes. And he said, “what do you think my fans are gonna say? When they find out you offered me 10% of what I made you.” And they said, “your fans will believe that you’re a crazy crackhead by the time you get home. And my nigga got on a flight in LA and by the time he got to Ohio it was so. And eight years later he hasn’t been in a movie or television and is just now trying to do his real comeback in Radio City Music Hall. It’s bees like that sometimes.”

Wow. I didn’t know Dave Chappelle was Muslim 😃

Wow


queen-halenski:

I’m sorry but if you try to tell me there are only three wizard schools in the ENTIRE magical world I will fight you.

I wanna see Indian wizardry schools

Japanese magic schools where the house ghosts have shrines

Schools hidden in sand dunes and enchanted to look like mirages

American schools hidden in Roswell and Salem

Public magical schools for kids that don’t want to leave home for seven years

GIVE ME ALL THE WIZARD SCHOOL HEAD CANONS!


nedahoyin:

unimpressed2chainz:

nooooooooooooooo

oooooooooooooooooooooo

Fucking yes..


galesofnovember:

nextyearsgirl:

quakerlol:

MATILDA IS THE IDEAL MOVIE AND HERE IS WHY

  • female protag
  • no love story cause shes a six yr old
  • bff is a small girl of color
  • bechdel test passed in like the first ten minutes
  • anti-bullying message
  • anti-abuse message
  • pro-learning message
  • this girl is so smart she can move things with her MIND
  • teaches kids that if ppl are toxic, even if they are family, then you don’t have to stay with them
  • cute as frickle
  • great soundtrack
  • happiest ending
  • infinitely relatable

these are the facts people

Okay but Mrs. Trunchbull is the epitome of a lesbophobic stereotype and the story very strongly pushes the feminine woman = good and pure, “masculine” woman = evil and disgusting.

right? Matilda hatred is one of my death hills, even though I obviously, like all nerdy girls, loved the book as a child.  I mean, dear god, don’t bright and awkward girl children deserve better than this kind of misogyny? 

Here are your role models for adult womanhood:  Matilda’s mom who is slutty and vapid and tortures children because she is too stupid to do otherwise,  or Ms. Trunchbull, the literal bull dyke who tortures children because she is an unnatural unwomanly monster, or you can be Ms. Honey who is willing to eat endless amounts of shit. 

I mean, does this story really have an anti-abuse message when the most idealized character is the one who gently, with a smile, endures decades of abuse? 


izumito:

tryingtomakesenseofpeople:

izumito:

white people can walk around with assault rifles in a fucking public store but the moment they see a poc’s skin they clutch their purses or lock their car doors

Because people head off to Target with AK47s around their necks right? Lol. This site never fails to amaze me.

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socialrehab:


Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.

I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 


foxnewsofficial:

iamscienceside:

foxnewsofficial:

first things first time isn’t real clocks are real

By that logic, if we destroyed all clocks then time would cease to exist. Because it’s impossible for humans to track time with their natural internal clock, the rising and setting of the sun, or just plain common sense. Fact!

I-G-G-Y


caraknightley:

shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason


perlockholmes:

waitrose:

waitrose:

one of my favourite superstitions is this one they have in china where ghosts allegedly can’t turn corners, so in shanghai they built a bridge made entirely of 90° turns to ward off the evil spirits 

i shit you not

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I guess pacman really fucked them up, then